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So that’s what it’s used for

eating breakfast on the go


- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; September 15, 2014

“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)


People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with


I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

“Music playlist “gym” has zero plays.”

Six Word Story by Pien Pouwels  (via oceanflowerbird)