So that’s what it’s used for
eating breakfast on the go
- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; September 15, 2014
People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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