Gabby.18. Maryland. online

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

eating breakfast on the go

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; September 15, 2014

“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

“Music playlist “gym” has zero plays.”

Six Word Story by Pien Pouwels  (via oceanflowerbird)

OGP