March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
When your Laugh comes out really loud and retarded
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Story of my life.
February 2012
Just found out girls were outside of Zayn's house...
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Virtual group hug with Zayn, reblog if you want to...
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When my mom yells at me: →
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When I was 5:
When I was 12:
Now:
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When you're telling a funny story to your friend.. →
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Girls:
Boys:
Mum: __________ hasn't been over in a while.
Me: That's because ____________ turned out to be a cunt.
monday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
tuesday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
wednesday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
thursday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
friday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
saturday: lol no school
sunday: i'm tired i hate my life i want to die
When you were small and you thought if you...
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And you were like:
“OH NOOOOOOOOO!”
Minding your own business then hearing your name... →
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Being a teenager comes with...
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totally-relatable:
Eating everything in sight
Being randomly horny
Being bored as shit in the middle of the day
Being addicted to the internet
Not doing your homework till the last possible minute, then stressing about it
And just plain not giving a damn about a lot of things…
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