africanaquarian:

the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit

pressedfloral:

This Valentine’s Day we’re falling in love with ourselves

phillip-bankss:

i need to go to dark cvs and pick up some DieQuil

rosaliehaleisalesbian:

Joe finding out Peach was stalking Beck, too

amystiago:

#MOOD

februaryflora:

every few months it feels like i relearn the whole entire world

dragmaniarpdr:

thesaltofcarthage:

knitmeapony:

gahdamnpunk:

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

driveshaftgroupie:

i know when that hotline bling

that can only mean one thing

bodegaowner:

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

swoobats:

*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”

me @ ant: tell your friends.